CHEERS! Troubled George Michael sips a drink as he heads to a concert — and we bet it isn't pop... George, 43, left his home yesterday clutching a glass — a week after he was found slumped at the wheel of his car. He was cautioned for possessing cannabis. The Careless Whisper star was driven from Highgate, North London, for the Paris gig.
I too realise that it's not easy being stupid. I get it. And clearly they don't pay these dingbats enough, cause they clearly don't know that gin - as they're suggesting - is colourless. Like - to use an expression that most people have heard of - water. You know, the liquid we all see in the morning in the shower. Colourless liquid. Now, I know this may be hard to contemplate, but there is a drink on the market called Diet Coke. It's a fizzy drink that's often put in a glass with ice (as illustrated above) when you want it cold. And, behold, it's got colour. Some say dark brown. Some claim black. Now take a good look at the above pictures. Does it look like fucking gin to you?
